when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have
To explain in Real Time Strategy terms; kobolds are a very low cost unit that aren’t particularly strong or combat effective, but you can press the interact button to pet them which is cool. Also they steal things. From who? Uhhh listen you don’t really need to know that one right? They steal! They’re the only unit that can do that too! Maybe you should make 50 of them!!! If you focus on petting one kobold for 5 minutes and ignore what all the other kobolds are doing off screen, you DO get an achievement for it, definitely!!!









